February 2012
3 posts
The CollegeHumor/Jest Fight List
This is hilarious- if Owen and I were to actually fight, though, I feel like it would probably be via a game of Mortal Kombat. Or Mario Party.
bhbanks:
Last night a council of staff and freelancers created a fight list (inspired by Eva Wong). Click “Read More” to see the complete list.
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January 2012
23 posts
3 tags
HELP ME NAME MY BABY! xoxo
jennydonoghue:
robdelaney:
Towards the end of March, my wife Martha will give birth to our first child. We are naturally very excited and doing all kinds of preparing to be as ready as possible. Unlike a lot of people these days, we’ve declined to find out the sex of the baby. We’d like to be surprised and we’ll love it either way. I mean, what are we going to do, stencil shotguns on the...
One of My Favorite Professors Wrote This Movie →
julianathan:
Directed by Vincent D’Onofrio, it’s a sorta campy horror musical movie. It’s really fun and the music is AMAZING. You should rent it on iTunes now.
I can’t wait to watch this. Ditto what Julia said about one of my favorite professors writing it!
Sam Reich: Another email from Streeter →
streeter:
samreich:
Me: I’ll hurry this into production.
Streeter: Make haste, young Sam. For a kingdom may be your namesake, but at the banquetting hall of The Mighty Internet, tis he who claims the mutton first who rules! True, in days of yore we practiced our merry arts without thought or regard for time. Why…
Particularly happy with this one
This is awesome. My tumblr is also slowly...
Watchtheotherdavidyoung:
samreich:
Dan does an impression of “Game of Thrones.”
This is work.
Have I ever mentioned that I love this office?
December 2011
30 posts
Megan Amram: New Year's Resolutions: Year 3012 →
meganamram:
Lose fifteen pounds from your problem areas (hips, fifth and fourteenth space-boobs, vestigial face)
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Spend more time with your government-rationed .452 of a son or daughter
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Take the family on a trip to www.nature.com
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Volunteer at your local chapter of the White People…
This.
New Year's Resolutions 2012: A List of New Year's...
1. Get A Better Body: I’m not just talking about getting more muscle tone; I want to be taller, too.
2. Invent A Machine With Which To Make Myself Taller: If one already exists than ignore this, but if not, learn something about engineering and then do this one.
3. Stop Being So Lazy and Invent That Stretching Machine Already: Procrastination makes an ass out of pro and tination.
4....
Streeter Seidell: The Ould Facebook →
streeter:
O’er the world we came in hordes,
Tempest tossed, were we.
Alighted on this foreign shore,
Storm sick from life at sea.
Freshly built and blue as sky,
We craned our necks to look.
A site so clean to my spaced eyes,
That was the Ould Facebook.
Join we did, with a wide smile,
For…
Preach it, Street.
Watchcollegehumor:
Freshman Orientation Icebreakers
“Well, now that we all know each other, may we never speak of this again.”
Erryone best check this shit out!
